Thoughts

                        Rules for a Happy Marriage Never both be angry at the same time. Never yell at each other unless the house is on fire. If one of you has to win an argument , let it be your mate . If you have to criticize , do it lovingly . Never bring up mistakes of the past . Neglect the whole world rather than each other. Never go to sleep with an argument unsettled . At least once everyday try to say one kind or complimentary thing to your life's partner . When you have done something wrong , be ready to admit it and ask for forgiveness . 

Alphabetic advice for life         A  B  C               Avoid Boring Company               D  E  F               Don't Entertain Fools...                 G  H  I                Go for  High  Ideas                   J K L M                  Just Keep a friend Like Me ..        N O P                 Never  Overlook the Poor and suffering...        Q R S                Quit Reacting to Silly tales.....        T U V                 Tune Urself for ur Victory...       W X Y Z                  We Xpect You to Zoom ahead in life.

Most Stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations JJJJKKLL               1. At movies : J                " Hey ! What are you doing here ?"                 Me : " I sell tickets in black here . Don't you Know ?" In the Bus :               A fat lady steps on my feet :             " Sorry did that hurt ? "           Me : " No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again ? " )))((( '' KKKK           When I get woken up at midnight by a call :                  "Sorry ! Were u sleeping ? "                    Me : " Na ! I was doing a research on monkeys in Africa . You thought I was sleeping , u stupid fool ? " When they see me with shorter hair :      " Hey ! Have u had a haircut ? "         Me : " Nah ! Its Autumn. My hair 's shedding ! "             5.   When someone calls on landline and asks :