Funny questions at odd times

Most Stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations

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              1.At movies :

J               " Hey ! What are you doing here ?"

                Me : " I sell tickets in black here . Don't you Know ?"

2. In the Bus :

              A fat lady steps on my feet :

            " Sorry did that hurt ? "

          Me : " No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again ? "

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          When I get woken up at midnight by a call :

                 "Sorry ! Were u sleeping ? "

                   Me : " Na ! I was doing a research on monkeys in Africa . You thought I was sleeping , u stupid fool ? "

4. When they see me with shorter hair :

     " Hey ! Have u had a haircut ? "

        Me : " Nah ! Its Autumn. My hair 's shedding ! "

            5.  When someone calls on landline and asks :

                " Where are u ? "

                 Me :  " M in the market with telephone around my neck !! "

6. When I'm washing my car…..

    Neighbor : " Hey are u washing ur car ? "

   Me :  " No I m just watering it so that it grows into a big bus "

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